American Idol top 13 elimination….
What kind of cardigan will Randy be wearing tonight? What over the top blouse will Steven have borrowed from his daughter Liv? Will Jen wear her hair up or down? Will Ryan be orange? Will Karen, Ashthon or what’s his name get the boot? This…..is….American….Idol.
Well Steven borrowed a scarf and velvet/leopard print bathrobe from Liv, Jen’s hair is down, Randy has a boring black cardigan on with a partially untucked t-shirt that is supposed to look effortless and Ryan is orange. Now let’s see who gets the boot. But that is going to take forever!
Are they going to do the Brady Bunch musical numbers this season? I sure hope so, it is always good for a laugh! Although this season is the first season in a long time where there really isn’t a lot to make fun of. The save card is back, but that won’t come into play for a long time.
Casey is sick and in the hospital…he has stomach issues poor thing. I bet he is getting high with a little help from his friends in the pain Mgt. dept of the hospital. Feel better buddy. The idols have entered their mansion. Naima better not even be told to clean the bathrooms. Nice place….some of them better keep their stuff packed and not get comfy.
Oooh it is the Brady segment, they are singing Michael Jackson songs and trying to out sing each other….ok they are talented for the most part, but these little numbers are so damn hokey! Everyone can sing, but they can’t seem to harmonize. Paul sounded like he was taking hits off the helium tank, Stefano tried to sing over Lauren and then tried to kill it in his little solo blurb, Lauren was smart and pranced over to suck up to Steven and Jen, James was trying to break dance, Ashthon was looking for her close up, Karen struggled to look comfortable and the rest were just there.
Here comes the Ford Music Video….they all look so happy and free….puke. What is the purpose of those videos? They went to their first movie red carpet. Shameless plug for Red Riding Hood. Nobody really knows who you are yet guys, so don’t let this go to your heads just yet. One of you will be home sitting on the couch with a bowl of popcorn crying next week. This show could really be ½ an hour instead of an hour.
Jacob, Stefano & Karen are called up first…..Karen has got to know she is in trouble. She is telling us she couldn’t hear herself. Jacob says he knows he messed up but got back on track and Stefano tells us that the fact he was the wild card is amazing and he is blessed…blah blah blah. Ryan says you are all safe….then adds but one of you and then says Karen’s name. We predicted that one!
Here comes Adam Lambert….what will he be wearing? How much make-up is he caking on? He actually looks manish tonight. The Proactive must be working. Singing an original song. I can’t help to think of James for some reason when I think of Adam Lambert. They don’t look alike but they are so similar. Ok, good to see you, get off the stage and give us the results. At least he is singing for charity. That is nice. Ryan is trying very hard to be hip but we just aren’t convinced. Just go back to counting your money and announcing crap. Ryan doing the Dougie??? Seriously???? Ugh!
Bring on the next 3….Karen is sitting all the way across the stage alone like a lepper. Ok, now it is Lauren, Ashthon, and Haley. Lauren finally has a decent outfit on until you see the cowboy boots and the feather in her hair. She has a look of terror on her face, but she has to feel safe. She is in tears. Poor little thing. Peaches cuts her some slack and sends her back to the idols. She is safe. Now there is Ashthon with the faux hawk. She also looks defeated. She admits she has to pick a better song. Haley also has damn feathers in her hair. WHY? Randy is going to set her in the direction of what kind of songs to sing. This should be interesting. She belongs in the middle of Alicia keys and Leann Rhimes…hmmmm where the hell is that? She isn’t backing down . Jennifer is telling her to sing pop rock kind of stuff Stevie Nicks stuff. Ashthon is announced as the bottom 3 I called that one too but here is the shocker, Paul is safe and Haley is sent to loserville with Ashthon and Karen. Although Haley isn’t great she was better than Paul last night. Hmmm. I think haley will go back to the safe zone and it will be between Ashthon and Karen. It is a coin toss between these two. My pick vocally would be Karen, but if I had to chose on personality I would send home Ashthon. She isn’t clicking with the audience. I will say Ashthon is going to go home. Let’s see if I am wrong.
I am getting old because I have no idea who Diddy Dirty Money is. Maybe when I hear the song I will know it. OK I recognize it. Phew, I thought I was really old for a minute there. How many names does Puffy, P-Diddy,Puff daddy, Sean john have???? How does Jennifer feel about her old lover being on stage? Remember when he got arrested and she got hauled into Jail to give a statement for him and she requested cuticle cream while she waited? Is Marc Anthony jealous in her dressing room with Max and Emme. Is Jen falling back in love as he sings? Damn, the lights are too low to see her. She is clapping and smiling. Now he is giving advice to the contestants. Whatever. The three losers on the loserville couch are trying to look enthused but they just aren’t….
Ok here it comes….will they use the save card? I doubt it. Karen is safe. Wow did I misjudge that one. Haley and Ashthon are the bottom 2. Ashthon is going home. Woo Hoo I called that one right. She never really clicked with the viewers. Now she is singing for her life. She is singing Diana Ross again. Don’t ask me why but she is. She sounds like crap. I am going to fast forward. She is in tears and kicking herself for umpacking all of her stuff in the mansion. She is not getting saved. BYE BYE ASHTHON! How many second chances can she blow? Jennifer feels bad. Maybe she could hook her up with Diddy and get a background singer job. Karen better start packing up her Selena Barbie dolls just in case she is next.
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