In the opening we see a new member Peggy who drives the carpools in a Bentley instead of a mini-van....I am sure she will be annoying!
Tamra is her usual self. Self absorbed and her biggest fan. She snagged herself a new man and is sponging off of her. She is planning a party and is trying to extend an olive branch to Vicki and Gretchen. I am sure that won't go as planned.
Gretchen is hawking handbags and Beaute' yes Beau-tay products. She is trying to make millions like Jessica Simpson. She is selling her "Brand"....Good luck with that one. I don't anticipate her being the next Sephora or Prada. I can't believe she is still with Slade (for the sex)...YUCK!
Vicki is gushing how renewing her vows with Don has been great. We are all watching this and chuckling because we know someone dumped the other one's ass. I hope Don stopped drinking the Vicki kool-aid and kicked her to the curb instead of Vicki dumping Don. I wonder if Jeanna is waiting in the wings, ready to snag Don fer herself. They are moving furniture because Vicki is a neat freak and doesn't like living in a construction zone. I wish Don would smother her with the couch pillows.
Tamra is off to get a tattoo removed. She is removing Simon's brand off her finger. She should have saved some $ and let the glare of Simon's laser stare take it off. She is getting tortured by the laser and I am loving every minute of it. Bye bye Back Tat and ring Tat. Notice she went to a reality tv plastic surgeon. Guess the reality population has their own little network of everything.
Alexis is now down to 1 nanny and Alexis has to raise her own kids. Novel thought. I am sure Jesus helps her. He devotes all of his time to helping Alexis so that is why the world is a mess. Her kids are brats. Biting each other...where did you learn to do that??? No bracelets and sunglasses for you! Who knew that Gretchen and Alexis would have become so close??? Weren't they enemies last season?
Gretchen has a hairstylist over. They dish about Tamra. They rehash the past. Good luck with getting an apology Gretch. Let it go. Let her self-implode. Gretchen has an assistant now. Why?
Tamra is at the ranch her sugar daddy owns getting ready for the bash. Private chefs, racks of clothes and a half naked bartender. WHY? Oh, because it is a shopping party. Fernanda the lesbian trainer shows up. She is spinning bad sex wives tales. Are these people for freakin' real? Of course Tamra clues us in that she is wanted by Fernanda. Bankrupt Alexis books a Limo and says I hope they take A-Mex at the party. I bet that is an out for her not to buy something because she is broke. Gretchen is rallying her posse to know that she may go off. They pull up to a house not a ranch like Tamra said. Gretchen comes out guns blazing and Tamra doesn't know what hit her. Vicki shows up late because she is the only woman on the planet or person for that matter that sells insurance. Vicki looks like shit! She needs to get a stylist. Alexis and Vicki say an awkward hello. Tamra latches on to Vicki and starts bitching about Gretchen....shocker! Mean girls run in pairs. Vicki provokes Tamra to grow some balls and kick out Gretchen.
Gretchen is hammered. Her voice is up 8 octaves. Alexis is trying to calm her down and G is just getting defensive. TENSION EVERYWHERE!
Vicki tries to be nice to Gretchen but of course she is sarcastic. Gretchen and the girls are getting loud outside with the barely dressed bartender and Tamra suggests they get some class....straight out of the horses mouth. Tamra goes back for more with Gretchen and acts like the victim. She has been given a dose of her own medicine. Alexis is trying to diffuse the fire....Good luck with that. What would Jesus do?
Tamra runs to Vicki and starts sucking up to her. She needs the he-man to have her back.
56 minutes in and no mention of Peggy yet....The girls are all piling back into the limo. They rehash the fights of the night. Liquor and these girls just don't mix. It always end badly. HYPER-SENSITIVE should have been the name of this episode!
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